Monday, August 14, 2006

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Dear x,
Thank you for your kind offer but I really can't see any practical advantage to needing a crane to lift any part of my anatomy. And that particular one would lead to some inconvenience. You see, I make my own coffee in the morning and I'm afraid that a crane would break the French press. I go through enough of those as it is. Please send no more offers.

yours truly,


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