Thursday, October 12, 2006

 
Self- Described Slut Is The Enthusiastically Endorsed Republican Candidate for Sec. Of State in Wisconsin

Oh deah, indeed! The Republican candidate for Secretary of State in Wisconsin, Sandy Sullivan, whose most important experience of public service would seem to be, uh, getting serviced by football players has the endorsement of two former Republican governors. One, Tommy Thompson, is also that former Bush cabinet member who bailed while the bailing was still good.

Seems that Ms. Sullivan’s resume might be a bit on the non-existent side of things if she hadn’t filled it in with her 2004 memoire, "Green Bay Love Stories and Other Affairs," in which she testifies in detail that her qualifications consist largely of having sex with various football players in the 1960s. As this link says, her website doesn’t seem to contain any policy information. Having seen football players on the college level during this period, I wasn’t aware that getting one in bed would qualify as a skilled occupation. As I remember anyone barely breathing had what it took for that. If what a couple of my acquaintances of the time told me is true there was no gender prohibition for the job either. At any rate she's still got Bart Starr rooting for her.

Yet this is the kind of experience that the “values party” thinks fits someone for a job like Secretary of State for a rather large state such as Wisconsin. Not surprising since they think that a Crime Family prince whose qualifications seem to be as a cheer leader and juvenile rouée is their perfect President of the United States. That seems to be the extent of Republicans new ideas.

Embarrass a Republican moralist with this one at your earliest convenience. Now that they've endorsed her, aren't the big name Republicans even bigger sluts?

Comments:
If only she had been getting paid for it, *then* she would be eminently qualified.
 
that a Crime Family prince whose qualifications seem to be as a cheer leader and juvenile rouée

oooooo. I like that!

BG
 
It's so funny that her campaign site features a picture of her and Bart Starr. I guess there's no price to be paid for kissing and telling in that party. I liked this from the Buzzflash link:

One time, Nixon came to Green Bay for a ceremony to honor Starr, and Sullivan attended in a miniskirt. When Nixon began to speak, she started swinging her legs and smiling at him. He returned the smile. Later he shook her hand, leaned over into her and softly said, "Hello there ... so you must be the CHERRY of the evening." No one was sure what Nixon meant, Sullivan wrote, though she speculated he had confused her with Starr's wife, Cherry.

Thank you BG, there was a much more colorful term someone who worked on that campaign in Alabama in the 70s used but I never use the 'c' word so I can't use it. As I recall the women who knew the young Bush back then called him the "Texas souffle" because he was so puffed up and full of hot air.
 
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